SMEXY DOG BOY

I still have a chance!

2006-02-22T05:36:56Z

I was looking through some old team photos and I stumbled across some prime blackmail material. Hey Shino, do you mind my asking what exactly your fascination is with my ass in this picture?

Because you're most definitely checking me out as I sit there panting. Seriously, if you're still that interested, I'll take yo' pimp ass back in a heartbeat.

Of course, I also found this picture:

And I don't really remember taking any shroom-filled romps through the forest. Do you guys?

Hm...so I just need some confirmation from Shino. Were or were you not staring at my ass? And what does this say about the future of our relationship?

I have returned from the deep darkness of my solitude

2006-02-08T18:39:23Z

After enduring Shino's rejection, Hinata's period of celibacy, and the studden strike of wedding fever that seems to have swept over all of you, not to mention excessive use of sap no jutsu, I decided to spend the last couple weeks isolating myself, moping and ~~turning into a woman~~ eating lots of chocolate. At first I was determined to keep going forever, but when I began to bare my soul through poetry yesterday ~~(the inky streaks my pen made on the paper were as black as my loveless heart)~~, I realized that I was beginning to resemble Neji.

After the ensuing fit of banging my head against the wall and screaming in horror, I left the house, got a shave and a haircut, and joined a dating agency.

My submission:
Hey ladies. My name is Inuzuka Kiba. If you want a guy with washboard abs, stunning hair and ~~dog breath~~ wild eyes, I'm your man. I may be experienced, but that doesn't mean I'm not sensitive and willing to commit. I enjoy ~~chasing cars~~ taking long walks in the park, spending time with ~~your~~ friends ~~so feel free to bring them over...frequently...preferably wearing little-to-no clothing~~, and writing poetry. Seeking ~~anything with a sex drive~~ interested female who is willing to be my ~~life partner~~ girlfriend. You know you want me.

So far there are no replies, but I'm optimistic. If I ever start to go emo again, someone do me a favor and kill me ~~unless I end up doing it myself first~~.

pod_inuzuka @ 2006-01-21T23:10:00

2006-01-22T04:11:32Z

Who knew there were quizzes out there that only make you type 11 letters and actually give you satisfying results?

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The Seme
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Who gets bastardized
Who's secretly suicidal
Who gets character bashed
The Secondary pairing
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~~Well, everyone, but that's beside the point...~~

WTF?

2006-01-03T22:39:52Z

I've been trying to change my image lately, but today I got the impression that my parents aren't too happy about it. See, they started having this conversation, and I happened to catch a few choice phrases that all went something like "disgrace to our clan" and "what are we going to do about him?" and "he's just going through a phase". My mom was fucking distraught! ~~Or was that my dad? It's kinda hard to tell sometimes...~~

They're totally overreacting. I mean, damn, it could be a lot worse, it's not like I'm gay or something. Aha! Ahaha…ha…ha… (Okay, so there was that one time with Kanky, but we were both drunk and all the girls were taken and the condoms were just lying there – can't blame us for not wanting to waste some perfectly good latex. ~~Shut up Shino, I've never cheated on you in my life.~~) Everyone knows I'm all about Hinata's ghetto booty.

Anyway, my parents were having this conversation, and then my sister joined in too! She was talking about me being "geometrically challenged" or some shit like that. Guh. Whatever that means. Who can ever understand what girls are saying anyway?

Well, they've all gotta be blind and tasteless, cuz I happen to like having stars painted on my cheeks, thankew-very-much.